I Cooked in morning and had a restful day with 2 post office trips but heavy rains all day made it dismal.
Wife finished work and came home by Tram and when its raining I meet her at Tram stop for the 50 Meter walk from Undercover at Station to our Hotel undecover and of course we have a Small Purple Umbrella that’s the size of a Cocktail drink Umbrella so the 2 of us walking under it in pouring rain made us look like Mary Phuking Poppins.
So Shoes Completely Soaked and Shorts dripping we made it home.. Now The Fun Starts
The Sale at Big W Finishes today for the 75cm Colour TV an from $1399 to $80o daughter had too buy it.,
i Never go to Pacific Fair so Pissing rain and I took my SUV as have to get TV Home IF IT FIT.
By Fluke we found each other in car park and went up to Buy the TV after finding Big W. They directed us to The Dock for Pick up but took wrong turn and ended up at Nerang for a U Turn then once again fluked finding The
The Guy at Loading Dock Must have been taking a Dump as Rang Bell 4 times before he waddled out and bought the Giant 2.3 Metre x 1.85 Metre wide Box to the Back of SUV. Tried getting it in one way but impossible so suggested taking Head rest off and pushing seat forward and putting on angle. It went in sideways ok but over hung back of car by at least a foot. Only way for me to get in driving seat was to get in first and pull seat right way forward which I did while they stuffed the TV in and managed to get door closed,
I felt like a Sardine in an Air Tight can and with a Box on the back if my neck (Not The Kind I am Used too !!) just hoping that when i drove to Harbourtown I would not bet shunted up the Arse (Allthough probably quite pleasant) as The Box would smash my head against the Driving Mirror.
Ok I was on my Way in Pouring Rain and The Side Mirrors on the Vehicle were about 1ft Behind me so no idea how to change lanes as could not see past the box in back. With Wipers going Full Pelt and Totally Stressed out and Singling in time with the windscreen wipers, Teddy Bears Picnic The Whole Song ( Try it next Time). I was in my element but stayed on same lane the whole way.
I then felt a Migraine coming on and what with my Floaters in my eyes, I Ended up playing Eye Tetris trying to connect the dots, I managed to overcome that but started to get Cramp in my Thigh. I had Soaked Shoes so had the Heater on all the way to dry them out and I felt like a Pork Bun in a Steamer and Sweating like a Pillock but at least Shoes dried well..
Thank God I got to the Place and Daughters Boyfriend took the TV from the car and I got out looking like The Hunchback of Nostradam.
My Other Son was there and they got TV upstairs.
I left them to build their IKEA furniture as only time is at night and came home for dinner and tried to relax before bed.
Ok. This Morning we had Grandkids stay over as Son had to start early. Apartment looks like a Dos House with Bodies everywhere in the morning. An Effort to get them ready and Breaky and School stuff.
We left early as I had Post office 3 Parcels and Still raining heavily I walked into a Phuking Puddle again and got wet shoes so Heater on again and Plastic Jacket kept top dry.
Dumped Kids off at School gates, 2 Seperate Schools and Back to chemist warehouse for some tranquillisers before getting back home for Breatfast.
Today will have to organise cooking, Teach Birds New Songs to Drive us Crazy as already know 2 verses of God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen.
Let’s see what rest of day Brings..